Please Help?

I'm so vexed because the office mate from hell has moved in. You know those people that have really loud voices and annoying inflections in their voices? Yup..it's that one and she has moved in. Lord have Mercy! She is distracting the hell out of me. I hate sharing my office!! Dammit..she needs to move out! If I hear "I hear you Sister' on more time I will throw up. Anyway, I had the thought that if I did not eat candy or sauces I would be as skinny as a pole. So please help me rid myself of those evils as well. Ach.