This is the week that..

This is the week that....

1) I yukked it up at Comedy Works - Highly recommended
2) I re-realized that to get ahead you have to kiss butt and shmooze no matter what your profession. People always tell me it must be tough for me to deal with the public and always be at their mercy. True. Wednesday night showed me that if I had stayed in my job I'd have to kiss butt and shmooze with intolerable people for an intolerable amount of time whereas now I only have to deal with intolerable people for a tolerable amount of time. Hear hear, this is not a blanketed statement as in both cases you deal with fantastic people for tons of time.
3) I listened to our city councilman and realized that the only thing politicians are good for are self promotion and occasionally free food
4) I discovered that there is absolutely no way in hell I could be vegetarian unless I used plenty of spices
5) Clients believe that part of my services also incorporate errand boy
6) Left over Cheesecake Factory salad is not as good as what I remembered it to be
7) People do judge me by my car
8) When people are nervous and have nothing to say to you they tend to tell you things they shouldn't.
9) People don't come to Open Houses when the weather is 80
10) Abolishing the scale and diets can promote a healthy relationship with food - I didn't feel bad about eating at Wendys today and I've had one of the best workout weeks ever. I have no idea how I look. My waist is one half inch larger than what it was at its smallest in recent years (28"). The tape measure is my only benchmark.